cornchipz: satan-5-ever: blinkpond: hobbitsandlocks: hobbitsandlocks: I told my mom about tumblr helping people get their dream pets and she told me I should jump on the bandwagon She said if this post get 200,000 notes, I can get a teddy bear hamster like this one guys my old hamster died of a stroke and I really miss him so please help me get my dream pet k thanks Gus please my...
Three year-old me: oh my god dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets.
Me now: oh my god dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets.
yourtubes: *gets 0 notes on selfie* I’m saving myself for god anyway
textpoops: So glad I’m 18 I’m going to look at porn for the first time ever
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